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icesamzeroFingerprints.
I say that, and immediately images and concepts zap along little neuron pathways in your brain. You know what one is.
Okay, then--howzabout a buttprint?
I mean, handprints are rather similar to fingerprints as they have ridges which can identify an individual, but most other parts of the body excluding the hands and feet to not possess such unique and accessible characteristics.
Well, I took a potty break, entered a stall, and today my world changed.
I was beholding an honest-to-God buttprint. As in a perfectly formed residual image of someone's bootie on porcelain--or whatever imitation plastic shit institutions use. The print was perfectly preserved, heart-shaped, and I bet law enforcement could use it to identify the individual.
A fucking assprint.
Good lord.
Z gone.
I say that, and immediately images and concepts zap along little neuron pathways in your brain. You know what one is.
Okay, then--howzabout a buttprint?
I mean, handprints are rather similar to fingerprints as they have ridges which can identify an individual, but most other parts of the body excluding the hands and feet to not possess such unique and accessible characteristics.
Well, I took a potty break, entered a stall, and today my world changed.
I was beholding an honest-to-God buttprint. As in a perfectly formed residual image of someone's bootie on porcelain--or whatever imitation plastic shit institutions use. The print was perfectly preserved, heart-shaped, and I bet law enforcement could use it to identify the individual.
A fucking assprint.
Good lord.
Z gone.
